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Malcolm Jenkins thinks the refs were drunk and he might be right

12/11/2018

He's 100% gonna get fined for this but Philadelphia Eagles S Malcolm Jenkins basically said the refs/replay officials were shitty and that they were drinking on the job. And honestly, they might have been.

Malcolm Jenkins saying what every #Eavles fan is thinking right now about the opening call of the game: pic.twitter.com/YPVQp3JJsx
— Eliot Shorr-Parks (@EliotShorrParks) December 10, 2018

You'd think the Eagles would be used to playing against the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones and Jerry Jones' checking account by now.

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Washington Redskins TE Jordan Reed is not only hurt again, but he also might miss the rest of the season. Not like it matters. I'm sure the rest of his team is jealous.
The Arizona Cardinals and San Francisco 49ers are battling it out for the first pick in the 2019 NFL Draft. Either one could use a first pick, but what QB Josh Rosen the King really needs is a coaching staff. Thrive!
Tennessee Titans QB Marcus Mariota took advantage of the NFL's My Cause My Cleats campaign to honor his friend who is battling ALS - all five pairs he wore on Thursday night were designed by high school students.
Baltimore Ravens QB Lamar Jackson got hurt (only a matter of time) late in Sunday's game, but the team seems to think he'll be alright to play next week. Joe Flacco is expected to be back this week as well, and should also be a part of the gameplan, per coach John Harbaugh.
The Oakland Raiders got Gruden-ed again - they fired their general manager Reggie McKenzie on Monday. He was given the option to stick around until the end of the season but NOPED the hell out of there as fast as he could.
The Chicago Bears defense is legit, and CB Kyle Fuller agrees with me. "We definitely made a statement," he said.
Kansas City Chiefs WR Tyreek Hill injured his foot in Sunday's game, but it's not seen as serious. His status is still in question for this week though, because the game is on Thursday.
The Cleveland Browns finally have a reason to go to games now, and apparently they're still not showing up. QB Baker Mayfield says, "We would love to have more fan support. It was cold; I get it. But having more people, especially at our last home game coming up, we would love to have more people in the stands cheering for us because we feed off of the energy."
After things were going around that the Cowboys had asked TE Jason Witten to stop talking about football on tv and come back and play, coach Jason Garrett said that wasn't true. So basically we're never gonna know if it's true or not.
Monday Night's game was one of the worst of all time. The Seattle Seahawks pummeled the Minnesota Vikings and Kirk Cousins basically got paid eleventy-billion dollars to lose seven straight MNF games. OOf.

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what you should read todaY:

High school football player arrested in death of pregnant classmate (Yahoo Lifestyle)
In 200 years, humans reversed a climate trend lasting 50 million years, study says (CNN)
Le'Veon Bell 'likes' Instagram post showing Steelers-Raiders final score (ESPN)
Netflix acquires Fyre Festival doc, sets January release (Hollywood Reporter)
Ellen Pompeo says she hasn't spoken to Patrick Dempsey since he left Grey's Anatomy (TV Guide)

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Gettin ready for Atlanta pic.twitter.com/9oODjndoah
— Josh Rosen (@josh3rosen) December 11, 2018

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Everyone point and laugh at the Patriots

12/10/2018

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When the New England Patriots lose, America wins. When they get out-right embarrassed (by the Miami Dolphins of all teams) it's truly a Christmas miracle sent from Santa Clause himself.

THE MIRACLE AT HARD ROCK STADIUM

□ » @NFLonCBS #NEvsMIA #FinsUp pic.twitter.com/Aoc1L5LcGG
— Miami Dolphins (@MiamiDolphins) December 9, 2018

I'm not religious, but god bless this play and god bless the Dolphins.

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Speaking of the Patriots, QB Tom Brady is still on pace to earn exactly zero of his incentives. Brady has up to $5 million in his contract that he can earn based on performance, and looks like he won't be seeing any of it (not that he needs it).
Now in "Things That Should Surprise Absolutely Nobody," Cincinnati Bengals LB Vontaze Burfict has drawn yet another fine - this time for $53, 482 for lowering his helmet into Denver Broncos FB Andy Janovich. Couldn't have happened to a better guy!
The Washington Redskins deserve the absolute shitshow that they're putting on right now. In an near-blowout loss to the New York Giants on Sunday, the Redskins benched their starting QB Mark Sanchez (I know, right) and put in Josh Johnson, who will also start next week. What a whirlwind. Hilarious.
Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers not only beat the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday, but he also broke a record, previously held by Brady. Rodgers has completed his 359th straight pass without an interception.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers QB Jameis Winston showed us once again how emotionally balanced he was, by yelling at his C Ryan Jensen on the sidelines on Sunday. If I know anything, it's that you do not want to fight Ryan Jensen and/or get on his bad side.
Kansas City Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes shined on Sunday as he beat the Baltimore Ravens in overtime. One of his many highlights was this play, which just isn't even fair and is basically cheating imo.
Pittsburgh Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger is at it again with his dramatic injury bullshit. Ben went to the locker room with a "rib injury" in Sunday's game only to come back and lose in embarrassing and hilarious fashion to the Oakland Raiders.
Speaking of the Raiders, their GM Reggie McKenzie is expected to be let go at the end of the season, which is basically right now. What are they waiting for?
Los Angeles Rams QB Jared Goff the worst that he has all season in a loss to the Chicago Bears in Sunday Night Football.
The New Orleans Saints clinched the NFC South this weekend (not the Falcons) with a win over the Bucs. Click here to get your NFC South Champs gear via NFL Shop and Fanatics!

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what you should read todaY:

This is why Queen Elizabeth I died a virgin at age 69 (People)
Jason Garrett tried to convince Jason Witten to come out of retirement, help Cowboys (ESPN)
Colin Kaepernick would play for Redskins if they offered a job (Yahoo Sports)
Kareem Hunt to start treatment, counseling program as NFL continues investigation (ESPN)
Michigan's Jim Harbaugh ends NFL rumors to stop 'people that like to yap' (Detroit Free Press)

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Matt Ryan mic’d up during his sideline meltdown part 3. pic.twitter.com/IOujRl2YoQ
— Marlon LeBlanc □ (@leauxtarantino) December 9, 2018

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Mark Sanchez talks about the buttfumble

12/6/2018

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Nobody will ever remember current Washington Redskins quarterback (I know, right?) for anything else other than the Buttfumble. Except maybe... do you guys remember that weird Instagram video he posted of Drake hands? Hulk hands? What was that thing?

Anyways, a reporter asked Sanchez about the Buttfumble on Wednesday and here was his response.

Mark Sanchez had some fun with a reporter who asked him about the Buttfumble □ pic.twitter.com/ToEkGCM1CO
— SNY (@SNYtv) December 5, 2018

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Atlanta Falcons WR Julio Jones was held out of practice on Wednesday with, you guessed it, his annual injury to his glass foot.
Tennessee Titans LB Derrick Morgan was listed as questionable for tonight's game. He was limited in practice on Wednesday after being out Monday and Tuesday.
Baltimore Ravens QB Joe Flacco remained limited in practice on Wednesday, but coach John Harbaugh confirmed he'll do more in practice this week. While many have just counted him out, Flacco does still remain an option for Sunday's game.
Pittsburgh Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger needs to be checked for CTE because he had this to say about this week's opponent, the Oakland Raiders: "It’s not an easy place to play. What an awesome challenge for us.”
Carolina Panthers QB Cam Newton has been limited all week in practice, but states it shouldn't hold him out of the lineup this weekend. “I’m healthy enough to play and I’m not going to let nothing hold me back. … You have to learn how to manage pain."
New York Jets rookie QB Sam Darnold is officially back. After missing three weeks, Darnold was working with the first-team offense in practice on Wednesday (like it matters).
Denver Broncos WR Emmanuel Sanders tore his Achilles in practice on Wednesday. Shit just snapped.
The Los Angeles Rams can be the first NFL team to clinch a playoff bye this week. All they need to do is win - they play the Chicago Bears on Sunday night.
Detroit Lions QB Matthew Stafford has a back injury, according to Wednesday'sinjury report. Don't we all.
The Cleveland Police Department has launched an internal probe regarding how they handled the Kareem Hunt case, which can honestly just be summed up as: not great!

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what you should read today:

Jessica Simpson is not happy with something Natalie Portman said about her (CNN)
Joe Philbin: Winston Moss wasn't right fit for Packers (ESPN)
Ezekiel Elliott: A lot of things the NFL does "define ridiculous" (ProFootballTalk)
Patrick Mahomes may be having the best season for an NFL quarterback ever (SB Nation)
The Cut deleted an article that called Priyanka Chopra a 'global scam artist' (Washington Post)

last word:

Would you like to co-host a new podcast with me, @ArianaGrande?

We could call it "Pod is a woman." LMK
— chaps (@UncleChaps) December 5, 2018

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Steelers fans are traaaaash

12/5/2018

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If you needed another reason to be convinced that the Pittsburgh Steelers and their fans are trash, here it is. (Obviously not all of you; I'm talking about this particular trash Steelers fan.)

There is a video of it too, but I'm not gonna post it - if you really wanna see it, use the Google machine.

Anyway, this male Steelers fan put his hands around a pregnant woman's throat over a football game (trash) and is banned for life from all Steelers games at Heinz Field. I'm not sure if this guy has been identified yet, but he belongs in the Trash Fan Hall of Fame for life.

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After all of their quarterbacks died, the Washington Redskins are "hoping" to sign Josh Johnson. If you were not concerned at all about the Redskins' recent behavior, this should definitely draw a flag, as no one actually "hopes" to sign Josh Johnson.
Atlanta Falcons QB and Super Bowl loser, Matt Ryan has been sadly sacked 36 times so far this season. Apparently the team is concerned about that. One of the best articles I've ever read while eating popcorn was this one titled, "Should the Falcons sit Matty Ice?" Imagine being benched because you're scared to get hurt. Could not be my QB.
This is fucking CRAZY, by the way. Former Seattle Seahawks and two-time Super Bowl Champion Brandon Browner was sentenced to eight years in prison on Tuesday for attempted MURDER. Read the article for more deets, but he smothered his ex-girlfriend in a carpet. Just bananas
Taking a break from the ever-annoying Baltimore Ravens QB debate, the team donated $200,000 to an elementary school in Baltimore to put towards a new HVAC system. LS Morgan Cox said, "There have been times where these children have had to go to school in the summer and winter months without reliable air-conditioning or heating, and we see this as a great opportunity to provide them with the optimal learning environment that they deserve.”
San Francisco 49ers LS Kyle Nelson was suspended for 10 weeks on Tuesday, making me wonder what the hell can a long snapper possibly do to get suspended for 10 weeks? PEDs? Why does a long snapper need to take PEDs?
The Buffalo Bills made a (kind of) surprising cut on Tuesday evening, releasing WRs Kelvin Benjamin and Andre Holmes. Now Kelvin Benjamin can sit at home on his couch and watch Cam Newton play?
Steelers RB James Conner has already been ruled out for Week 14 after suffering a leg/ankle injury last week.
Carolina Panthers TE Greg Olsen injured his foot (again) last weekend, finding himself on injured reserve (again). Does he retire, is the next question.
It's that time of year again when teams try to take Josh McDaniels away from the New England Patriots, even though there's some of kind of (no doubt, shady) deal that he's gonna take over for current coach Bill Belichick whenever that glorious day comes when he retires. McDaniels said, "If that's in the cards for me, that's great. I've said that before but again I'm not worried about that right now."
Detroit Lions LT Taylor Decker did something not many offensive linemen do - score a touchdown. After rightfully celebrating, he tossed the ball into the stands and then realized he wanted it back. He took to Twitter to ask whoever had it to give it back to him, and the dude gave it back. What a great deed.

What you should read today:

500-year-old skeleton still wearing thigh-high boots found in London river (CNN)
Cowboys' Randy Gregory: 'I was just in a real bad place' (ESPN)
Ohio State coach Urban Meyer announces retirement, Ryan Day to replace him with Buckeyes (CBS Sports)
After the Ray Rice scandal, the NFL promised to change. Here's what happened since (CNN)
Ed Bouchette: Steelers can blame themselves for RB mess (Pittsburgh Post Gazette)

last word:

what a try hard mess MNF has become
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) December 4, 2018

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RIP AJ Green

12/4/2018

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Rest in peace AJ Green. The Cincinnati Bengals receiver will have season-ending surgery on his toe, ending his season. After missing three games, Green returned on Sunday, but didn't make it through the game. The surgery will repair torn ligaments in his toe, which to me sounds like stubbing your toe into the side of a dresser over and over again.

Green should be back in time for OTAs, with his rehab process taking anywhere from three to four months.

The Bengals offense is dropping like flies, which at least gives us a different ending to the their season that we're used to - going one and done in the playoffs.

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Baltimore Ravens QB Joe Flacco is going to be given a heavier load this week in practice. What happens from there will determine if he'll be cleared by doctors to play, coach John Harbaugh explained. "He’s cleared to practice, so he’ll practice. They’ll probably look at what he does in practice. They look at tape. And they’ll just let me know, they’ll let us know. We expect to ramp him up in practice a lot more this week since last week was his first week and we’ll just see how it goes."
I almost had a heart attack today when I heard Netflix was taking Friends out of its lineup in 2019. Thankfully, they said it will remain through 2019. Was worried how I was going to fall asleep every night.
The Carolina Panthers aren't doing so hot, but their veterans are rallying around their head coach Ron Rivera. C Ryan Kalil said, "There’s nothing you can do about that, from a coaching standpoint. I’m very, very happy with how Ron goes about (his job) week to week, and that’s what makes this tough.”
Aside from the Pittsburgh Steelers' embarrassing and hilarious loss on Sunday night, RB James Conner came away from the game with a lower leg contusion. No word yet on how much time he'll miss, but they basically have a bye next week playing the Oakland Raiders.
Houston Texans DE JJ Watt had some nice words to say about Cleveland Browns rookie QB Baker Mayfield, despite the Browns' loss on Sunday. "He bounced back. As a rookie quarterback, it probably would’ve been easy to kind of go into a hole there, but he fought through it and worked his way through it.’’
Eli Manning remains the New York Giants' starting QB, but for how long? The team still intends to play backup QB Kyle Lauletta at some point this season, but not until the team is out of playoff contention. Give it about a week or so.
Denver Broncos RB Phillip Lindsay is closing in on an impressive record. With 937 yards in twelve games, Lindsay is on pace to break the all-time rushing record for undrafted rookies.
I wasn't sure this was going to happen, because I was almost positive someone was going to be an idiot and fuck this up for everyone but Kareem Hunt cleared waivers as of 4pm on Monday. Slow clap.
The Green Bay Packers are looking for a new head coach, but QB Aaron Rodgers won't be involved in that search. CEO Mark Murphy said on Monday that, "Aaron is free to provide input but he won’t be part of the process.”
Washington Redskins QB Colt McCoy AND new backup Mark Sanchez both played on Monday Night Football, and it felt like 2012 again. McCoy ended up breaking his leg and I feel bad for him but not for the Redskins because karma. RB Adrian Peterson broke away with a 90-yard touchdown run, but the Philadelphia Eagles ended up winning in the 25th prime-time game featuring the NFC East this season.

what you should read todaY:

A 7-year-old boy is making $22 million a year on YouTube reviewing toys (Business Insider)
NASA expert says alien life may have already visited Earth (Daily Mail)
A woman was stabbed to death in Baltimore after she stopped to give someone money (CNN)
Mike McCarthy and Baker Mayfield 'would do great together' says former Packer JC Tretter (Cleveland.com)
Richard Sherman refrains from more jabs against his former Seahawks, Russell Wilson (The News Tribune)

last word:

If the Eagles lose to Mark Sanchez don't even try looking for me, I will never be seen again.
— Benjamin Solak (@BenjaminSolak) December 4, 2018

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