Anyone know why January felt like 3 months long, and now February is over?
Dez caught it.
The NFL Competition Committee is working on revising the catch rule, which is one less thing the Ravens' receivers have to worry about. But one of the best debates of all time has been settled - according to the new rules - Dez Bryant officially caught it.
So that means:
a) The Cowboys got robbed.
b) The Packers got lucky.
c) Tony Romo's shot at a Super Bowl rode off into the sunset.
Glad they cleared this up an entire two years later.
Barbra Streisand cloned her fuckin dog.
Now, anyone who knows anything about me knows I love my dog. But cloning him is a little much right?
When I first saw this I was like, ok this could be something I can get behind. Then I read this quote and I have confirmed that Barbra Streisand has the mind of a killer.
No one can ever tell me I wear too much makeup again.
Just, watch this.
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Russell Wilson is the official worst.
As if this dude wasn't corny enough, Russell Wilson is now pulling the ultimate try-hard move and playing football AND baseball at the same time. Come on bro. We get it.
And of course the fucking Yankees (because of course that's who he plays for) are just eeeeeating up the extra attention. So damn annoying. "Wow athlete in another sport is good at multiple sports ommmmmmggg"
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Again, in real time. Check out my notes from yesterday's Women's Tell-All. I'm still not clear on why John Cena was there. This is the "fantasy suite" episode aka the one where he just has sex with three women on consecutive nights.
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I'm typing this up as I'm watching The Bachelor Women Tell All. LFG
Here are the things I cared about this weekend (sort of):
This would be me if i were a skier.
Some woman missed out on an Olympic medal because she went the WRONG WAY. Like Michelle Tanner in that episode of Full House where she scored a goal for the wrong team. BROOOOO how do you ever live this down?
How embarrassing. Except it's definitely something that I would do.
Kansas City traded Marcus Peters to the Rams.
Honestly I forgot this even happened. While the semantics behind the trade haven't been brought to life yet (how his personality affects the Chiefs' image, etc), the Chiefs are straight up shuffling the entire roster around before the Combine and NFL Draft even begins. This is the second huge trade for Kansas City - the first was trading quarterback Alex Smith to the racist team in Washington.
Guess we'll see. Maybe.
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BONUS EPISODE of the Bachelor on a Sunday night AND it's the Women's Tell All?!? Sign me the hell up. Thoughts running through my head during the Tell-All -
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This week has been like 3 weeks long. It's Friday, y'all.
Adam Vinateri will probably break the record for most points scored.
Indianapolis Colts kicker Adam Vinateri signed a one-year deal with the team yesterday, meaning he'll most likely break the record for most points scored in 2018, as long as he doesn't get hurt.
That's equal to about 20 field goals, or one game for Justin Tucker.
I still don't know whether or not indianapolis has happy hours.
Then I was told Indy DOES have happy hours and/or drink specials all day long. My mind is swimming. Please clear this up for me quickly.
Matt Ryan is...
Have a good weekend!
This was written after I went to happy hour. Proceed with caution.
Here's what I care about today, maybe -
Andrew Luck may or may not be throwing things.
The mystery of Andrew Luck continues. After having surgery on his throwing shoulder, the Indianapolis Colts quarterback is strengthening said shoulder by throwing heavy things. Why not just throw footballs like normal people?
I'm so confused.
Crockett Gilmore is gonna be an offensive lineman.
Permanently injured tight end Crockett Gilmore is apparently planning to transition to offensive lineman.
This is bananaland for two reasons.
incredible revelation -
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