New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick was asked to respond to the weekend's biggest NFL news -- that Indianapolis Colts quarterback Andrew Luck just decided to up and retire two weeks before the season begins. Of course, Belichick had the most "Bill Belichick" answer of all time --
The Patriots later clarified to ESPN that that's not what Belichick meant -- he's not that out of touch with the world. He just meant he literally didn't see it coming -- he's just like us!! So before all the Pats fans sit here and harp about how DIALED IN OMG GGGG SHFGSOSILDJ Belichick is, stop right now.
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