the Brady rumors are heating up, and my eyes are rolling
I REITERATE: Tom Brady is not going anywhere. I will basically put money on this (you could bring up the fact that I am a god-awful gambler, but please don't). All of these rumors are flying lately about where Brady is going, what Bill Belichick thinks about all this, who wants him and who doesn't and all I've got to say is this: they're doing this shit on purpose, y'all are not this naive. Stop. Right now.
Speaking of rumors, this is my favorite one:
These people are acting like Jimmy Garoppolo is Andy Dalton. STOPPPPPPP
Brady stays in New England. Book it.
The San DiegNOPE Los Angeles Chargers are trading veteran offensive lineman Russell Okung to the Carolina Panthers in exchange for Trai Turner.
This is a win for the Chargers in my book -- while both are great players, I'd put Turner on the edge for this one. I feel like he's someone who will flourish in LA. The Panthers, on the other hand, lost a dynamic player and took a step back.
Don't read this, Panthers fans.
Jimmy Graham played basketball but no more in green bay
Tight end Jimmy Graham and the Green Bay Packers are expected to be on the outs in a few weeks, while the team moves on from the 33-year-old ex-basketball player (did you guys know that?)
This is not exactly a surprise to anyone (or shouldn't be anyway), as the team needs desperately to get younger at tight end. I'd expect Graham to get picked up somewhere else, though probably not right away.