My prayers have been answered. After what feels like 80 years, linebacker James Harrison is finally retiring. Making my life hell from 2007 to 2011, Harrison spent these years getting five straight Pro Bowl nods with the Pittsburgh Steelers, a Defensive Player of the Year award in 2008, and a million trillion Instagram workout videos.
Being that this is like the sixth time Harrison has retired, please just stop for good. He posted this on Instagram, followed by (you guessed it) literally 3 workout videos.
What I'm reading today-
While most people have those weird, automated email newsletters, my email list gets an email straight from me every week >>>>