Everyone point and laugh at the Patriots

When the New England Patriots lose, America wins. When they get out-right embarrassed (by the Miami Dolphins of all teams) it's truly a Christmas miracle sent from Santa Clause himself. 

THE MIRACLE AT HARD ROCK STADIUM

□ » @NFLonCBS#NEvsMIA #FinsUp pic.twitter.com/Aoc1L5LcGG

— Miami Dolphins (@MiamiDolphins) December 9, 2018

​I'm not religious, but god bless this play and god bless the Dolphins.

extra points:

• Speaking of the Patriots, QB Tom Brady is still on pace to earn exactly zero of his incentives. Brady has up to $5 million in his contract that he can earn based on performance, and looks like he won't be seeing any of it (not that he needs it). 
• Now in "Things That Should Surprise Absolutely Nobody," Cincinnati Bengals LB Vontaze Burfict has drawn yet another fine - this time for $53, 482 for lowering his helmet into Denver Broncos FB Andy Janovich. Couldn't have happened to a better guy!
• The Washington Redskins deserve the absolute shitshow that they're putting on right now. In an near-blowout loss to the New York Giants on Sunday, the Redskins benched their starting QB Mark Sanchez (I know, right) and put in Josh Johnson, who will also start next week. What a whirlwind. Hilarious.
• Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers not only beat the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday, but he also broke a record, previously held by Brady. Rodgers has completed his 359th straight pass without an interception. 
• Tampa Bay Buccaneers QB Jameis Winston showed us once again how emotionally balanced he was, by yelling at his C Ryan Jensen on the sidelines on Sunday. If I know anything, it's that you do not want to fight Ryan Jensen and/or get on his bad side. 
• Kansas City Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes shined on Sunday as he beat the Baltimore Ravens in overtime. One of his many highlights was this play, which just isn't even fair and is basically cheating imo.
• Pittsburgh Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger is at it again with his dramatic injury bullshit. Ben went to the locker room with a "rib injury" in Sunday's game only to come back and lose in embarrassing and hilarious fashion to the Oakland Raiders. 
• Speaking of the Raiders, their GM Reggie McKenzie is expected to be let go at the end of the season, which is basically right now. What are they waiting for?
• Los Angeles Rams QB Jared Goff the worst that he has all season in a loss to the Chicago Bears in Sunday Night Football.
• The New Orleans Saints clinched the NFC South this weekend (not the Falcons) with a win over the Bucs. Click here to get your NFC South Champs gear via NFL Shop and Fanatics!

what you should read todaY:

• This is why Queen Elizabeth I died a virgin at age 69 (People)
• Jason Garrett tried to convince Jason Witten to come out of retirement, help Cowboys (ESPN)
• Colin Kaepernick would play for Redskins if they offered a job (Yahoo Sports)
• Kareem Hunt to start treatment, counseling program as NFL continues investigation (ESPN)
• Michigan's Jim Harbaugh ends NFL rumors to stop 'people that like to yap' (Detroit Free Press)

last word:

Matt Ryan mic’d up during his sideline meltdown part 3. pic.twitter.com/IOujRl2YoQ

— Marlon LeBlanc □ (@leauxtarantino) December 9, 2018