Mark Sanchez officially retired from the NFL on Tuesday, which is weird because I thought he retired already. But anyway, he retired because A) he's taking a college football job at ESPN, and B) he sucks now.
But, alas, we have had some FANTASTIC moments -- and for these, we will always be grateful for Mark Sanchez.
Of course, I couldn't start this without mentioning first and foremost...
I just don't have any words for this one. It's literally art.
The time he peed his pants on the field.
Ok so he doesn't actually pee his pants on the field, so sorry if I misled you. He jumped 50 feet in the air, at least.
I still can't believe this shit. Yes, this is Rex Ryan's wife in a Mark Sanchez jersey on Rex Ryan's arm. Whatever he drank that night, he should never have it again.
That time he picked the fuckin NEW YORK JETS to go 13-3 just mere months ago. Jesus Christ, man.
the time he beat tom brady in his own house.
Hahahaaha yeah that actually happened too. Come to think of it, if you told me any of these things happened to Mark Sanchez besides the buttfumble, I probably wouldn't believe you.
But yeah, he was one of two quarterbacks to ever beat Tom Brady and the New England Patriots in their own house in the playoffs.
.... who is the other one you ask? You guessed it, Joe Flacco. How about that.
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