We're gonna need like, eight of them. The sky is falling in Cleveland and while it shouldn't shock a single fucking person, the Browns fired their head coach Hue Jackson and their offensive coordinator Todd Haley. It's almost as if the Browns still aren't good, despite high hopes this season. So surprising.
There were various reports that the two were in the middle of a catfight and couldn't even be in the same room because they hated each other's guts (I made most of that up).
Defensive coordinator Gregggggggg Williams was named the Browns' interim head coach with his experience and his ability to yell about literally everything. Freddie Kitchens has been named the new offensive coordinator and the puns used between "Kitchens" and "Baker" should be the most exciting thing about the Browns' season thus far.
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