You've left me no choice.
My team is out.
The funniest thing to happen in my life besides the Atlanta Falcons blowing a 25 point lead in a Super Bowl (that happened, I remind you) would be if their most hated division rivals, the New Orleans Saints, playing IN the Super Bowl IN the Falcons' stadium. What will make it even funnier? If they played the team that they blew that 25 point lead against. A new dream is born: I'm officially cheering for a Saints-Patriots Super Bowl just so I can see the complete meltdown in Atlanta. Couldn't happen to a better group of people!
I hate cheering against Patrick Mahomes as he's God's gift to the world, but this has to happen.
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