Jay Cutler is a reality show queen

7/10/2018

If you didn't watch Very Cavallari on E! on Sunday night, please go find it on demand or something and watch it immediately. Even though Kristin Cavallari's voice still sounds like nails on a chalkboard like it did on Laguna Beach, this show features Jay Cutler doing exactly what I picture Jay Cutler doing at all times: nothing.

Jay Cutler in retirement sounds exactly the way you’d expect Jay Cutler in retirement to sound pic.twitter.com/kUiW5mXyZJ
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Jay Cutler is a TV star pic.twitter.com/nGKGT91xwG
— Six Point Bears (@SixPointBears) July 9, 2018

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Buzz-worthy:

The Atlanta Falcons are making all six of their fans pay to come watch a goddamn training camp practice. It's only $5, but a team making their fans pay for a practice at their stadium? Couldn't be my team (Ravens practices are all free for fans, just saying). Should charge $2.83 IMO
The Carolina Panthers have officially sold their team to David Tepper, as of Monday. The Jerry Richardson era is officially over - good riddance - he left this message on his way out (and never once apologized for what he did, just saying).
Dallas Cowboys CB Marquez White is facing felony assault charges after a road rage incident last year. This reminds me that I need to chill.
Since it's arrest season - Ex- Detroit Lion Brandon Pettigrew was arrested for punching a police officer at 3am on Monday morning - not great!
Since some people can't get to sleep at night without knowing which QBs are working out with their receivers or not - Indianapolis Colts QB Andrew Luck is supposedly working out with his this week.
Los Angeles Rams rookies did their good deed for the summer - they all helped build a playground. No one was arrested.
New York Giants DT AJ Francis had a bad day at the airport. Apparently TSA went through his belongings and SPILLED HIS MOTHER'S ASHES ALL OVER HIS STUFF. Christ! Not ideal.
New York Jets rookie QB Sam Darnold gets high recommendations from his fellow QB (I guess) Josh McCown. "With Sam, we have the right guy, he’s wired the right way, he loves the game, he asks the right questions and he’s willing to work … That’s the foundation, you have to have that."
Tennessee Titans CB Logan Ryan is working out with Eddie George this offseason. Their offseason workout of choice? Boxing. Now, I took a kickboxing class last week, and let me tell you - I suck at it. No one try to fight me.
Buffalo Bills rookie QB Josh Allen is, so far, feeling "no pressure. There’s nothing that’s been said to me that has made me feel uncomfortable or feel worried about anything at all. I’m here to get better, I’m here to be the best teammate, the best quarterback that I can be. That’s what I’m trying to do.”