New Oakland Raiders wide receiver Antonio Brown missed multiple days of practice with a so-called "foot issue." While everyone was wondering what said "foot issue" was, literally no one asked to see a fucking picture. And now I don't think I'll ever be able to un-see this.
It says a lot about me that my first thought was "oh, he did one of those foot mask peel things."
After seeing a foot specialist (which is obviously needed after seeing this), Brown is considered "day to day," which is NFL-speak for "we have no fucking idea." The Raiders insist that he won't be out for a long period of time, but it's hard to say if they actually believe that.
In other news, I need Hard Knocks like yesterday. At least we only have to wait about another day.