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Arizona Cardinals WR Larry Fitzgerald had some words to say about Antonio Brown, who is getting on my last damn nerve. And he's right.
The Atlanta Falcons signed QB Matt Schaub to a two-year contract extension over the weekend, which is good for him since he's the best QB named Matt on the team. Ex-Baltimore Ravens RB Alex Collins did not have great start to his weekend -- he crashed his car into a tree early Friday morning, and was then charged with weapons and drug charges. The Ravens released him shortly after (he was gonna be released anyway, let's be honest). This is a must-read, especially for any women in sports who may be reading this -- Buffalo Bills head coach Sean McDermott is determined to make women a part of the professional coaching world, and it's all because of his own daughter. Former Carolina Panthers WR Steve Smith continues to be a national treasure, especially when it comes to talking about himself.
I don't know about you, but I'm very excited for season two of Very Cavallari, strictly for the reason that they promised us more of ex-Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler. Another day, another way to embarrass the Cincinnati Bengals. Melissa Whitworth, wife of current Rams offensive lineman Andrew Whitworth, details the process that resulted in Whitworth leaving Cincinnati -- and it's not pretty. Ole Miss WR DJ Metcalf has met with the Cleveland Browns and wouldn't mind playing for them. His reason? None other than QB Baker Mayfield. If you've been living under a rock this weekend, you may not know this but TE Jason Witten has come out of retirement because he sucks on television and will play 2019 with the Dallas Cowboys. So who is next in line to replace Witten? Oddsmakers are pointing towards former Denver Broncos QB Peyton Manning. Yanno how Rich Eisen runs the 40 every year to benefit St. Jude's Children's Hospital? Well, Detroit Lions head coach Matt Patricia made a $5,000 donation to Eisen and the hospital. This kid is a total kiss ass, but here's Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers signing a sign for this kid's teacher.
The Houston Texans are moving on from CB Kevin Johnson. One time, he messaged me on Twitter to yell at me about how I said Michael Campanaro was hurt all the time. Good times. The Indianapolis Colts are among teams who want nothing to do with Antonio Brown and/or Le'Veon Bell. This is obviously just a report, but apparently the Jacksonville Jaguars are the landing spot for Nick Foles. Could be worse. The Kansas City Chiefs are planning to put the franchise tag on linebacker Dee Ford, but are also listening to trade offers at the same time. The one-year tag for LBs is set at $15.8 million -- not bad. The Los Angeles Chargers need to start thinking about a quarterback to replace Phillip Rivers in the next few seasons -- plenty seem to think that guy could be NC State QB Ryan Finley. This is what I like to call -- not great! Los Angeles Rams RB Todd Gurley has arthritis in his knee, which could have been the reason for his absence in the Super Bowl. Nothing to see here, everything is fine, I'm sure it just goes away........ The Miami Dolphins will try to trade QB Ryan Tannehill, but I highly doubt there will be any takers -- nobody is tryna pay $18.75 million for him. The Minnesota Vikings are expecting "big things" from QB Kirk Cousins in 2019, for some reason. New England Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski even does this shit when he's on vacation.
The NFL is looking to add a 'sky judge' (you may recognize this term if you've watched any AAF) to avoid what happened to the New Orleans Saints last season. New York Giants RB Saquon Barkley is right about this --
The New York Jets won't tender TE Clive Walford, allowing him to become a free agent on March 13. The Oakland Raiders were reportedly shopping QB Derek Carr at the Combine. I can only imagine for what.
Philadelphia Eagles C Jason Kelce is staying in Philly. He signed a one-year extension over the weekend and didn't have a printer or fax, so this happened --
Antonio Brown had a lot to say about the Pittsburgh Steelers, and I'm just gonna leave it here.
The San Francisco 49ers have a big decision to make when it comes to DB Jimmie Ward. They want him back on a one-year deal, but he still could become a free agent first. The Seattle Seahawks are releasing DT Malik McDowell due to health concerns. He was injured in an ATV crash the summer before he was drafted, and hasn't really played since. Tampa Bay Buccaneers WR DeSean Jackson is reportedly not interested in taking a pay cut. He's also not interested in being BFFs with Jameis Winston. Tennessee Titans head coach Mike Vrabel said the Combine matters until it doesn't. Washington Redskins president Bruce Allen claims his team was never in the running for Joe Flacco --- big fucking mistake my man.
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When will this end? Arizona Cardinals GM Steve Keim was asked if Josh Rosen was their QB (seriously, again) and he responded, " Yeah he is right now. For sure." Stopppppp this.
The Atlanta Falcons can't even pay their stadium workers. SMH. Hundreds of stadium employees who worked the Super Bowl have not been paid after working overtime for the event, after their staffing company closed literally the day after. Somehow, I'm blaming Matt Ryan for this and you can't stop me. We all knew this would happen, but the Baltimore Ravens are interested in bringing back LB Terrell Suggs for his 17th season.
The company that operates several Buffalo sports teams including the Buffalo Bills are making changes to their executive positions. Not entirely sure what this entails to be honest with you. Carolina Panthers TE Greg Olsen has been riddled with injuries the past few seasons, and he has a serious decision to make this offseason. He has big money offers from both ESPN and Fox Sports to join the broadcasting side of the sports world. If I were him, I'd take this in a heartbeat, for what it's worth. Chicago Bears head coach Matt Nagy explained how this offseason will put last season's losses behind them and use them to build forward --
Former Cincinnati Bengals CB Adam 'Pacman' Jones was arrested again, for those who are playing the drinking game. He was charged with disorderly conduct, public intoxication, intimidation, and resisting arrest. Sounds about right. Former Cleveland Browns great Johnny Manziel (the 'great' was sarcasm for those of you who can't tell) was cut from his CFL team with a made-up name. The team proceeded to own him in their statement of his release.
The Dallas Cowboys are continuing to support Randy Gregory, despite his being suspended for like the twelfth time. "The way it’s been explained to me is relapse is part of rehab. I think that’s something he’ll continue to work through. Unfortunately, the NFL has this policy that sometimes suspends players in these situations. But we’ll continue to try to support him. I know he’s working very hard to get his issues under control." The Denver Broncos are exercising the options on both WR Emmanuel Sanders and DE Derek Wolfe. Sanders is a good complement to Super Bowl MVP QB and Champion Joseph Flacco, if I do say so myself. The Detroit Lions have a decision to make when it comes to G TJ Lang. GM Bob Quinn said he's in the process of evaluating players, and Lang, "is in that category of someone that we’re still kind of going through the process of thinking about what we want to do and kind of talking to T.J. a little bit here and there." At the Scouting Combine on Wednesday new Green Bay Packers head coach Matt LaFleur praised his rookie WR trio. "All three of those guys, there’s a reason they were drafted. They are big guys that can all run. That’s something we’re looking for in our scheme, guys that can stretch the field vertically." I sure as hell HOPE that's why they were drafted... As the franchise tag deadline looms closer, Houston Texans coach Bill O'Brien had nothing but good things to say about LB Jadeveon Clowney. "I've had a really good experience with JD. He's played good football for us. He's a good person. I've enjoyed coaching him." Just pointing out that he's talking in past tense here. Indianapolis Colts tight end Jack Doyle is taking a page out of Dennis Pitta's book and is recovering from hip surgery. He's expected back by training camp, but so was Dennis Pitta. Then what happened? Jacksonville Jaguars head coach Dave Caldwell shot down any rumors that he was trading his star CB Jalen Ramsey this offseason. “We’re not going to trade Jalen. When you have a player that’s one of the top at his position, it’s hard to replace that player.” Kansas City Chiefs safety Eric Berry isn't expected to have heel surgery this offseason, according to coach Andy Reid. Ndamukong Suh isn't so sure he'll be returning to the Los Angeles Rams next season. Patrick Mahomes can't play basketball this offseason, but the Los Angeles Chargers don't have a problem with Derwin James playing.
The Miami Dolphins seem to have one requirement when meeting with players at the Scouting Combine -- who the fuck Dan Marino is. The Minnesota Vikings have exercised coach Mike Zimmer's option, allowing him to remain with the team until 2020. Golden Tate would apparently "love" to play for the New England Patriots. Don't we all (not me). Ravens coach John Harbaugh spoke at the NFL Combine today, and one of the topics was about how the New Orleans Saints were screwed. New York Giants coach Pat Shurmur says the team is committing to QB Eli Manning for 2019, for some reason. New York Jets coach Adam Gase says TE Chris Herndon is a "unicorn-type player." Does he have a fucking horn or something? What did I miss? I'll just leave this quote here from new Oakland Raiders GM Mike Mayock. "It’s been kind of a whirlwind couple of months. I’ve known Gruden for a lot of years, but you walk in at 5:30 in the morning and he looks at you, ‘Why are you late? I’ve been here an hour.’ It’s been awesome.” The Philadelphia Eagles aren't placing the franchise tag on quarterback Nick Foles, making him a free agent. I have a feeling his will be a very funny decision many of us will revisit in the near future. Pittsburgh Steelers GM Kevin Colbert is throwing up the smoke screen if I've ever seen one. He's insisting that interest in Antonio Brown has "grown," which could very well be true, but I think he's just saying this so teams will think this and then jump on it. I wasn't born yesterday Kevin. The San Francisco 49ers officially introduced their 2019 coaching staff, including Miles Austin and Wes Welker. Remember when he did molly at the Kentucky Derby? Good times. A look at where the Seattle Seahawks seem to struggle -- edge rusher. Tampa Bay Buccaneers has one rule for his employees, and it's a good one --
A look at some outside linebackers the Tennessee Titans can look at during this week's Scouting Combine. I'll just leave you with the sad, sad picture of the state of the Washington Redskins.
Peak offseason news. The Arizona Cardinals now have a street named after them in Glendale, Arizona. It's called 'Cardinals Way' -- they rejected my suggestion of 'Josh Rosen Avenue.'
We all know Atlanta Falcons fans don't show up to games, but this is actually just outright embarrassing. Attendance at games was apparently much lower than they reported, which is almost as funny as the time they had to pump crowd noise into their speakers at games to drown out the booing. Baltimore Ravens' Orlando Brown, who famously had a bad Combine and then went on to fall to Baltimore and was one of the standouts on the team (if you actually watched) had some words to say about the upcoming Scouting Combine (this is the start of the thread, but the whole thing is worth reading) --
The Buffalo Bills are hiring former Dolphins' analytics guy Dennis Lock as their director of football research and strategy. No idea what that job entails but just go with it. The Carolina Panthers are hosting a beer festival at their stadium -- they're really pushing me to become a fan aren't they? Chicago Bears G Kyle Long appears to have restructured his contract, making him a --
This is the most Bengals story ever -- A Cincinnati Bengals season ticket holder (why) is suing the team because he slipped in fell in puke at the stadium. Seriously. Cannot make this up. Cleveland Browns OT Greg Robinson is re-signing with the team, as of Monday. This should surprise absolutely no one - Dallas Cowboys DE Randy Gregory is suspended by the NFL basically forever after violating the league's substance abuse policy. This is probably like the sixth time right? Denver Broncos RB Phillip Lindsay has some advice for those players who may not be invited to the Combine --
This is a buzzkill -- ex-Detroit Lions DE Armonty Bryant needs a kidney donation and transplant. The Green Bay Packers are not expected to re-sign WR Randall Cobb this offseason. Cobb could be a good option for a team not looking for a star, but looking for an okayish player who may or may not do well. Here are five offseason moves that could help improve the Houston Texans -- starting with franchising Jadeveon Clowney. The Indianapolis Colts are extending TE Ross Travis to a one-year extension, if you're into that sort of thing. Unpopular opinion: A look at why signing QB Nick Foles would be a mistake for the Jacksonville Jaguars. Dez Bryant says playing as the Kansas City Chiefs is "unstoppable." Guess that's one way to get a ring.
Andrew Whitworth says he's returning to the Los Angeles Rams via Twitter on Tuesday. He reportedly told the team he would be returning two days following the Super Bowl.
Los Angeles Chargers S Derwin James shares his experiences from the Scouting Combine in his own words. The workouts... and the weird ass questions. "Somebody asked me what I would do if they gave me a brick. I just (responded) that it would be the start of a foundation. Another team put me through an algebra test and (math questions); asking what’s two plus two, and then what’s four plus six. It was weird." LG Josh Sitton fully expects to be released by the Miami Dolphins this offseason after signing a two-year deal last year. Not sure who asked him but Mike Shanahan seems to think the Minnesota Vikings got the right QB in Kirk Cousins. Here's New England Patriots QB Tom Brady kissing his wife for once instead of his son. New Orleans Saints WR Michael Thomas will be a contestant on Celebrity Family Feud -- joining him are other NFL players like Lamar Jackson and Cameron Hayward. They'll be going against Hall of Famers. I wonder who will win. The New York Giants aren't getting a new QB yet, but they are getting the next best thing -- a new DBs coach. They're hiring Everett Withers, who spent the past three years as the head coach of Texas State. The New York Jets are reportedly eyeing soon-to-be free agent WR Donte Moncrief. The Oakland Raiders finally know where they're playing in 2019 -- and it's the same damn place that they've been playing all along. Shocking. The Philadelphia Eagles aren't expected to pick up Timmy Jernigan's 2019 option, which means he'll most likely hit the free agent market. Soon-to-be former Pittsburgh Steeler​ Le'Veon Bell just likes attention. That's all I'm gonna say. The first player to be franchised this offseason (officially, at least)? San Francisco 49ers kicker Robbie Gould. A kicker. Sounds about right. A quick look at five players at the Combine that could fit right in with the Seattle Seahawks. Tampa Bay Buccaneers RB Peyton Barber's playbook was stolen out of his car this past weekend, and the Bucs said there is no vital information and no concern over this because it is, of course, the Bucs. The Tennessee Titans are one of many teams who need WRs -- but free agency might not be the answer for them. Washington Redskins RB Derrius Guice tore his ACL early last season, but he seems to be back on the mend because I don't think I can do this.
The Arizona Cardinals have been busy this offseason, signing three of the top free agents available this offseason -- Brooks Reed, Robert Alford and Charles Clay. They need all the help they can get after last year.
Offensive lineman Ben Garland won't be back with the Atlanta Falcons next season, which can't be that important because I had to Google who he was. Baltimore Ravens first-round pick TE who didn't do jack shit last season Hayden Hurst, posted a shot on the Gram of his foot sans screw, saying he's now 100 percent. That's great, cause whatever percent he was working with last season wasn't worth a damn. Buffalo Bills QB Josh Allen not only admitted that there isn't anything to do in Buffalo, but he also told us his favorite wing sauce. I've never had it, but honey butter barbecue Cajun-style sounds delicious. The Carolina Panthers are raising ticket prices for 2019, and they're also building a practice bubble. They should actually build one around Cam Newton. S Adrian Amos has been "talking back and forth" with the Chicago Bears ahead of free agency. "I would like to be back, but the business part of it, it’s complicated sometimes. Things still could happen, but I have to be prepared for all scenarios." NOT A SPONSORED POST. Here's a look at how the Cincinnati Bengals use their iPads on the sideline (they're actually Microsoft Surface tablets or whatever). The Cleveland Browns signed WR Jaelen Strong on Wednesday. Strong previously spent time on the Texans and the Jaguars, so he knows how to play on bad teams. Here are ten things you might not know about Dallas Cowboys LB Sean Lee -- including his family lawyer business. Weird flex. Denver Broncos WR Emmanuel Sanders pretty much answers this question:
Detroit Lions head strength and conditioning coach Harold Nash Jr. talks about the evolution of athletes through strength and conditioning in the weight room and beyond. Maybe he can tell us how Matthew Stafford has been 24 for the past eight years. Jordy Nelson wasn't happy to leave the Green Bay Packers last season, but now he just wants to move forward. I'd be pissed if I had to go from Aaron Rodgers to Derek Carr -- I'd talk about it for the rest of my life. The Houston Texans can apply the franchise tag to Jadeveon Clowney, but that doesn't mean they're going to. Former Indianapolis Colts and Browns RB Trent Richardson is currently in the AAF, but he eventually wants to make an NFL comeback. Don't we all. "Ya’ll keep watching. We’re going to do great things in this Alliance league. And hopefully one day I’ll get that phone call and hopefully I’ll be jumping in that Dawg Pound one day.” The Jacksonville Jaguars picked up the option on one of their most impactful players, DE Calais Campbell, while also declining TE Austin Seferian-Jenkins' option. Kansas City Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes was glad to see Kareem Hunt get another chance at football, for some reason. "I’m sure they will have things that he needs to do off the field in order to be on the field playing. Kareem is a great player, great running back.” Uhh ya, I'm sure. The Los Angeles Chargers are re-signing WR Artavis Scott.
The new home of the Los Angeles Rams is coming together nicely, if you're into that sort of thing.
The Miami Dolphins don't only need a new quarterback, they also need a new (and consistent) offensive line. Minnesota Vikings WR Adam Thielen and his agent are hoping for a contract extension sooner rather than later. "He has a couple of years left on his deal but he's earned a significant pay raise. Not to mention what he's done on the field, he might be one of the best people in the entire National Football League and represents the city and the organization and state and frankly, the entire region unbelievably." New England Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski reportedly told teammates after the Super Bowl that he wanted another ring. AHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP New York Giants S Landon Collins apparently cleared out his locker on Wednesday, but as it turns out...
One likely place for Le'Veon Bell to end up -- the New York Jets. The Oakland Raiders may not just stay in Oakland for one year, but maybe two. An announcement is also not expected this week. If anyone cares, raise your hand. Philadelphia Eagles Hall of Famer Brian Dawkins is making a pitch for Bryce Harper to sign with the Phillies.
Soon-to-be-ex Pittsburgh Steelers RB Le'Veon Bell is telling us how he really feels.
San Francisco 49ers QB Jimmy Garoppolo had a lot of hype, and then his season ended early due to injury -- but how good was he, really? This is #notgreat -- former Seattle Seahawks TJ Cunningham was shot and killed in Aurora, Colorado parking lot, over a fucking parking space. Tampa Bay Buccaneers LB Kwon Alexander would like to stay in Tampa, even though he'll likely be a free agent in a few weeks. Here's a look at some of the things the Tennessee Titans need to work on offensively to improve in 2019. Some people seem to think the Washington Redskins need Antonio Brown -- they need that drama like a hole in the head, tbh. |
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