Cleveland Browns head coach Hue Jackson either lives under a rock, thinks we're stupid, or both. They signed WR Breshad Perriman for some reason about a week ago after their receivers have already struggled with drops. Are they going for the record? Good ol' Hue must think we're all yahoos, because this is what he had to say about Perriman's first practice:
I am DYING. "Big" - check. "Fast" - check.
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Honestly didn't even know what this dude looked like until I Google-Imaged him to post this. With starter QB Josh Allen out for at least a few weeks, the Buffalo Bills were duped into starting either Nathan Peterman or Derek Anderson. Not that it really matters, but they decided to go with Anderson, who has been on the team for two whole weeks! If that doesn't tell you how bad Peterman is, I don't know what will (or just watch him).
Coach Sean McDermott did his best to sound confident about the situation, saying what every coach will say when backed up against a wall: “I’m always going to do what I feel is right for this football team. I certainly trust and have a heck of a lot of respect for our locker room.” Mhmm. buzz-worthy:
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If Ben Roethlisberger says you're a bad person, you probably are. The Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback claimed Cincinnati Bengals linebacker and dirty football player Vontaze Burfict threatened Steelers wide receiver JuJu Smith-Schuster, gesturing to him and saying, "You're next." This is like the Scream movies. “He hits A.B., then, literally, as I am under center for the next play, he points at JuJu and says, ‘You’re next. How do you allow that stuff?”
Offensive lineman Al Villanueva also had some words to say about Burfict. “Burfict is a really good football player and I think everybody in this locker room has respect for what he can do on the field. That hit on A.B, it’s unnecessary. It’s bad for the game. It’s hurting the National Football League. It’s hurting fans that are deciding if they want to let their kids play football. It’s injuring players in the NFL that are going to have consequences after football. I think there’s no place for that behavior. For him to come out and continue to talk and continue to make this game something more than a football game, it’s very unfortunate.” Did Burfict threaten Smith-Schuster? There's no audio of said threat, but here's video. Judge for yourself.
I can 100% see the NFL slapping a measly fine on Burfict while they robbed TJ Watt of his paycheck. buzz-worthy:
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Stay classy, New England.
During Sunday Night Football, Kansas City Chiefs WR Tyreek Hill not only came away with a 75-yard touchdown, but he also got a beer to the face and it looks like several middle fingers. The New England Patriots have since identified this fan and have banned him from "all future events" at Gillette Stadium. Not only is he an asshole, but he should definitely be banned for wasting all that beer. Leave it to Patriots fans to pay for an overpriced beer at a sporting event just to throw it in the face of a opposing player. RED FLAG
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Talking trash about NFL QBs is one of my favorite pastimes but Drew Brees is one of the mere few that I enjoy. Brees broke the NFL's all-time passing yardage record on Monday night. The record was held by Peyton Manning who retired with 71,940 yards. Brees is set to break 500 TDs against the Ravens, because OF COURSE he is.
Monday night's New Orleans Saints/Washington R*****s game was paused for a short ceremony which included the presentation of the football used to break said record, and some things he said to his kids that I can't repeat because I already cried once during it. I'd almost bet money (I don't do that anymore since I retired from fantasy football as of Monday) Brees retires after this season, but we shall revisit. He had that look in his eye. Here's how it happened (fitting):
And here's what Manning had to say about it:
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