I'm allowed to make Ray Lewis murder jokes too right?
The Pro Football Hall of Fame announced the order of speeches for the enshrinement ceremony, and knowing it was going to take fucking FOREVER, they put Lewis last. I don't feel like staying up until 2am to watch this thing, so I'm now thinking of hiring someone to make a Cliffs Notes version for me. God this, God that, Prosper this, Enlighten that. Can't wait.
Don't get me wrong, I thoroughly enjoyed Lewis' speeches while he was a player - even though they were a bit over-done at times, they always seemed motivating. It was his schtick and it worked. I just think he's kind of over-doing it now that he's not playing football. In a nutshell - I wish he'd stop saying such dumb shit.
I hope he keeps his HOF speech to more of a football theme, but I am already anticipating the worst. Should be killer.
What I'm reading today: