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Recap of my 2017 NFL season

2/11/2018

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My NFL season started out a fucking train wreck because Joe Flacco broke his back or something and I just knew it was all downhill from there. The receivers they planned to go with were no better than me or you with the exception of Mike Wallace, who ended up performing mediocre at best. Then I adopted another team in the playoffs, sort of, and even they let me down.

I’m walking you through the roller coaster of my 2017 NFL season. We laughed (at the WRs), we cried (because of the WRs), and all around had a terrible time.

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Shout out to everyone who said they would never watch a single NFL game ever again who are getting ready to watch this game

— lindsey ok (@lindseyyok) September 7, 2017
The 2017 NFL season started off with a bunch of people up on their high horses about god knows what, making sure everyone knew that they didn't care and weren't watching the NFL ever again, only to end up watching the NFL again.

Danny Woodhead is being carted off so that was fun for like 3 seconds

— lindsey ok (@lindseyyok) September 10, 2017
Answer to all of our offensive woes aka Danny Woodhead was carted off after the first series in the first quarter of the first game and headed to IR. I honestly forget what even happened to him. All the Ravens' injuries run together for me at this point. He ended up as being one of the players who was designated to return from IR, and (shocker) ended up not being the answer to said offensive woes.

Alonso would be in jail in like Lithuania if that was Tom Brady

— lindsey ok (@lindseyyok) October 27, 2017
My precious Joe Flacco sustained a concussion caused by dirty (and bad) player Kiko Alonso, which he was not suspended for, or penalized for at all really. Makes complete sense.

Ravens WRs today: Mike Wallace (who's still hurt), Chris Moore, Griff Whalen, and Michael Campanaro. Seriously. No, seriously.

— lindsey ok (@lindseyyok) October 22, 2017

Mike Wallace is likely concussed and the Ravens now have 0 receivers and Michael Campanaro.

— lindsey ok (@lindseyyok) October 22, 2017

Instead of bashing Flacco, you should applaud his ass for dealing with this bullshit

— lindsey ok (@lindseyyok) October 22, 2017
October was when it really started to go downhill for me.

So I’m at dinner and the guy across from us HOUSED some wings and beer before his date showed up. She showed up and now he’s eating salad and drinking water. Legend

— lindsey ok (@lindseyyok) November 30, 2017
November I straight up gave up and started to talk about other things entirely.

Leave Jeremy Maclin, Dean Pees, and Marty however you spell his last name in Pittsburgh. Pathetic

— lindsey ok (@lindseyyok) December 11, 2017

Eating Ws pic.twitter.com/rOn4k4wSjy

— lindsey ok (@lindseyyok) December 3, 2017
In December I was full of Christmas cheer, and Flacco (who was finally healthy after a sketchy start to the season where nobody can seem to tell the truth) ate some W's.

“Steel Curtain” pic.twitter.com/Ghq5PZXdCF

— lindsey ok (@lindseyyok) January 14, 2018
The Steelers imploded, which is always fun to watch.

Nick Foles won a Super Bowl before Matt Ryan

— lindsey ok (@lindseyyok) February 5, 2018
And in the end, we'll always have this.

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