This was written after I went to happy hour. Proceed with caution.
Here's what I care about today, maybe -
Andrew Luck may or may not be throwing things.
The mystery of Andrew Luck continues. After having surgery on his throwing shoulder, the Indianapolis Colts quarterback is strengthening said shoulder by throwing heavy things. Why not just throw footballs like normal people?
I'm so confused.
Crockett Gilmore is gonna be an offensive lineman.
Permanently injured tight end Crockett Gilmore is apparently planning to transition to offensive lineman.
This is bananaland for two reasons.
incredible revelation -
Read The Buzz like your morning paper but you might need some whiskey in your coffee.