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It's March already?
​ Papa Johns is out and pizza hut is in.
Papa John and his weird self are out as the official sponsor of the NFL or something, but don't worry, Pizza Hut is in! If you love cardboard-tasting pizza, you're in for a treat and you probably won't even notice the difference.
If there's anything I've noticed, it's that Joe Flacco has endorsed Pizza Hut before Matt Ryan ever did, and is therefore way ahead of the times.
​Hut Hut is right GRonk is not retiring even though no one actually thought he was going to.
One of the dumbest narratives every season is "x player with x number of concussions has been thinking about retiring for x amount of years." This is so dumb.
Anyone with a brain knew that Gronk was going to be back. But apparently he hated Patriots training camp (which honestly, every NFL player hates training camp, trust me). And there was even some stuff about Brady's weird "guru" - don't even get me started. Honestly everyone should consider retirement every single day or else you aren't working hard enough. Words to live by. 
Dicks sporting goods isn't selling bad things anymore.
I got attacked on Twitter for calling them "assault rifles," which is what I just saw them referred to as, I'm dreadfully sorry I'm not up on my large killing machine terminology.
Anyways this can be solved -
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