The Buzz - March 7, 2018

I can't believe I have to watch Arie's dipshit self for another two hours tonight. Anyway, today was also an exciting day because it was the deadline for all NFL players to be given the almighty franchise tag. 

players that can catch a football are hitting free agency.

Unless you live under a rock (let me come live with you), you know that the Ravens are horribly in need of anyone that can even pretend to catch a football to breathe on them and hope it's contagious. 

Two high-profile wide receivers are probably hitting free agency and while the Ravens completely whiffed on Jeremy Maclin last offseason, the addition either one of these players (or anyone, really) would be a smart addition for Baltimore. 

• Allen Robinson​. I've heard from pretty good sources that he can catch a football, making him an immediate improvement over everyone on the Ravens' roster. He's only 24 years old, and is most likely to get plenty of $, which makes you think maybe the Jaguars know something the rest of the league doesn't if they're letting him go. He'll be linked to basically every team in the NFL, but if the Ravens don't at least pretend to want him, I'm going to another sport.

Players with 1,400 receiving yards and 10 touchdowns in a single season at Age 22 or younger:

Randy Moss
Larry Fitzgerald
Allen Robinson

— JJ Zachariason (@LateRoundQB) March 6, 2018

• Sammy Watkins. Watkins can also catch a football, or so I've heard. The Los Angeles Rams informed Watkins they were using their franchise tag on Lamarcus Joyner over him on Tuesday - and hope to get a contract going with him before free agency officially opens next week. 

Anyone is an upgrade. Please help us. This is a cry for help. Make Flacco elite again.

Bachelor notes:

Can this season just be over already? I hate Arie with the power of a thousand suns.

• So I’ve been broken up with before in a similar style - completely blindsided, had no idea, thought things were fine, no other conversation was had beforehand, etc etc. I couldn’t IMAGINE anyone filming that. I can’t believe that they let hat happen.
• Love how Arie is suddenly having feelings at her house. 
• Amazing how this was so unexpected that there were cameras and her hair and makeup were all perfectly done. Wow!
• Hard to believe he had no idea how this was going to go - I highly DOUBT he would’ve ended things with his FIANCEE unless he knew he still had a chance to get back with Lauren. (Yep, Sienne, or whatever, just confirmed that)
• “Hardest breakup you’ve ever done through?” Lauren weren’t you engaged? This is some loser dipshit on The Bachelor.
• 1000% over Becca???? Ok BRO.
• Love all these girls SHITTING all over Arie.
• Fuck Lauren too man. He dropped Becca like trash, you think he won’t do that to you too?
• Arie playing the victim right now when being confronted by Becca saying he felt the pressure. Get the entire fuck out of here bro.
• Arie hit up Lauren in those Insta DMs. Magic happens there.
• “He couldn’t have gone about it in a more respectful way.” OK LAUREN
• Lauren, my girl, you are a fucking idiot.
• Imagine getting engaged for the second time in like 6 weeks. Stupid idiots IDIOTS
• Lauren gotta get out of this shit man. She’s doomed.
• Oh, Becca is the Bachelorette. SHOCKING (not)
• Love this first guy (accent guy)
• Second guy is a big douche I can tell just by looking at him (Chase). I bet he works in finance.
• Banjo guy is hot but lose the banjo
• Get this fucking horse out of here. Horse guy got his suit at Kohls
• Why do I even watch this.

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