The Ravens think Michael Crabtree is "the Guy" after years of failing to find a living person at the position
The title just says it all I think. After what seems like thousands and thousands of years, the Baltimore Ravens finally think they have found 'THE GUY' at wide receiver. I have to take a break already because I'm laughing too hard. After years and years of prematurely ejaculating all over the wide receiver position, the Ravens thinking Michael Crabtree being the answer to all of their problems at wide receiver is why I drink. Sorry it has to come to this.
“Crabtree is the guy, because he’s got a little different way that he runs the routes (he actually runs them?). He’s really crafty with it, and he knows when to break away from guys and how to get open (wow, big change from like, since I can remember)," Joe Flacco said this week. "He’s really good at doing that, but I would say it’s a little different than your normal guy (he can catch?).” Please help us.
With the exception of Steve Smith (he was a superb wide receiver, and 100% would have been the answer to this question had he not come into the picture so late in his career), the Ravens have not had a semi-competent receiver since the Derrick Mason days. Help. Us.
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