Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback and the only living quarterback whose body is made out of popsicle sticks and held together with rubber bands, Ben Roethlisberger, says he's not retiring this week. He says he's playing three to five more years. Quite a turnaround from the time a few months ago when he got literally bent over and spanked by the Jacksonville Jaguars and contemplated retirement.
This dude is the most dramatic idiot I've ever heard in my entire life. This season, I can't wait to see him- Choose your own adventure:
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