Tom Brady went to see Hamilton the other night - and before you say he should be watching film or catching balls, cause one of you assholes will, the New England Patriots have a bye this week - and he didn't piss a SINGLE TIME. My man was out here chugging waters all night and didn't get up to pee one time. Not one time!
The NFL needs to look into this ASAP.
What you should read today:
(It's my own tweet bc I'm vain and super funny)