Tyreek Hill gets a beer to the face; Fan who did it gets banned

Stay classy, New England.

During Sunday Night Football, Kansas City Chiefs WR Tyreek Hill not only came away with a 75-yard touchdown, but he also got a beer to the face and it looks like several middle fingers. The New England Patriots have since identified this fan and have banned him from "all future events" at Gillette Stadium. Not only is he an asshole, but he should definitely be banned for wasting all that beer. Leave it to Patriots fans to pay for an overpriced beer at a sporting event just to throw it in the face of a opposing player. RED FLAG

Tyreek Hill got a middle finger to the face AND a beer thrown on him by Boston fans. pic.twitter.com/l3oZvvgMXx

— Chase Hughes (@ChaseHughesNBCS) October 15, 2018

buzz-worthy:

• The Tampa Bay Buccaneers​​ fired defensive coordinator Mike Smith on Monday, after sucking a little more than normal. That's what happens when you make Matt Ryan look good.
• Someone needs to take the Twitter machine away from Larry Fitzgerald's dad. Larry Sr. tweeted (and later deleted) his grievances with the Arizona Cardinals' coaching staff, aiming specifically at Mike McCoy.
• Pittsburgh Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger "joked" to RB James Conner that he did well in his last game. “He was all over the place. What a great game, but I know it’s his last game for us, so, because Le’Veon’s coming back. I thought he did well in his last one.” This is like when you try really hard to make a good joke and just say the punchline over and over again to try to make it seem funnier than it seems. His last one? Is it his last one? HAR HAR
• After suffering a scary-looking neck injury on Sunday, Baltimore Ravens G Alex Lewis was well enough to fly back with the team and might even play this week. This makes me feel like the laziest person on the planet.
• Oakland Raiders QB Derek Carr got beat the fuck up on Sunday, but isn't expected to miss a game. They're calling his arm injury a bruise.
• Buffalo Bills QB Josh Allen left Sunday's game with an elbow injury, and is now being called "week to week." No word if he'll be able to play next week or if we'll be subjected to watch Nathan Peterman.
• Minnesota Vikings first-round CB Mike Hughes is done for the season with a torn ACL.
• Cincinnati Bengals LB Vontaze Burfict isn't expected to be suspended for whatever assholery he committed this week on the football field. Couldn't have happened to a better guy!
• Kansas City Chiefs LB Breeland Speaks didn't finish a play (on Tom Brady, of all people) because he was concerned about the bullshit NFL rules. The result? Brady running in for a touchdown in the fourth quarter. Great!
• Aaron Rodgers​ on one leg is still Aaron Rodgers. Nothing to see here.

what I'm reading today:

• Bachelor:Vietnam contestants who left rose ceremony together are now in a relationship (People Magazine)
• Hey, Witches. John Proctor's house is for sale (Jezebel)
• Grisly details emerge in killing of Iowa State golfer Celia Barquin Arozamena (Yahoo Sports) 
• Climate change to cause global beer shortage, study says (CNN)
• As Broncos lose by 3, Emmanuel Sanders calls league 'soft' after taunt derails TD drive (ESPN)

last word:

get you someone that looks at you the way Joe Flacco looks at Michael Crabtree

(AP photos) pic.twitter.com/GR8ZkVZngF

— Lisa Redmond (@LisaARedmond) October 15, 2018