the bengals suck the most! Hooray!
The Cincinnati Bengals have locked in the number one pick in the 2020 NFL Draft. Their effort against the Miami Dolphins was a head-scratcher -- just lose correctly why don't ya? It's the least you can possibly do.
you're a mean one...
Cleveland Browns wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. got far into the holiday spirit as he sported these Grinch-themed cleats for pregame warmups against the Baltimore Ravens on Sunday.
Someone, somewhere is reading way too far into this and linking these Grinch cleats to some weird storyline about OBJ wanting out of Cleveland, aren't they?
another week, another lamar jackson highlight
The Baltimore Ravens started slow on Sunday against their divisional rivals (if you want to call them that) the Cleveland Browns, but that didn't stop QB Lamar Jackson from squeezing in another jaw-dropping highlight.
And I really thought the Browns had something going there early on. How naive of me.
Michael Thomas breaking records
New Orleans Saints wide receiver Michael Thomas set a new single-season record receptions record on Sunday.
Thomas passed Marvin Harrison with his 144th catch.
saquon gonna saquon
They're not playing for much, but the New York Giants beat the Washington Redskins (I know, big whoop) on Sunday, and with that came a record-breaking performance by RB Saquon Barkley. Barkley broke the team's franchise record for most scrimmage yards with 279.
The Giants went on to beat Washington 41-35.
the only good falcons player...
The Atlanta Falcons wide receiver, and Matt Ryan's saving grace, Julio Jones, became the fastest player to reach 12,000 receiving yards on Sunday. Jerry Rice previously held the award.
what a day for eagles fans
A drunk Philadelphia Eagles fan somehow managed to sneak into the postgame press conference. And that's not even the best part. They asked a question about Eli Manning, before head coach Doug Pederson realized something was up and the fan was escorted out.
Why doesn't this happen more often?
Some last-minute gifts I bought my fam! (click to buy)
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