bengals release dre kirkpatrick
The Cincinnati Bengals and cornerback Dre Kirkpatrick have broken up, after spending his entire career with the team.
Kirkpatrick, a former first-round pick, never really lived up to the hype. See above.
yannick ngakoue still wants to be traded
Yesterday (Tuesday), was Yannick Ngakoue's twenty-fifth birthday, and he let everyone know what he wanted as his gift: To get the fuck away from the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Just trade him and get it over with, @Jaguars.
tom brady will wear #12 in tampa bay
As if anyone thought he wouldn't. Wide receiver Chris Godwin gave up his #12 so quarterback Tom Brady could wear it for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Godwin will wear #14. How much bullying was involved in this decision? We may never know.
the nfl is coming to nickelodeon
A "separately produced telecast" of Sunday's additional wildcard game in the next NFL postseason (whenever that may be) will air on Nickelodeon, in an attempt to attract younger viewers.
adrian claiborne signs with browns
The Cleveland Browns signed defensive end Adrian Claiborne to a two-year, $6 million deal on Tuesday. I don't hate this. Once again, the Browns' roster is STACKED.
the nick foles trade is official
I totally forgot this happened, but the Chicago Bears traded for Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Nick Foles for some reason. It became official on Tuesday, and Foles sent out this message (not in his bathroom, like Philip Rivers did):