You're all traders (get it?!)

Another NFL trade deadline has come and gone, and man did we go through it. Amid some rumors, some floaters, and some flat-out "PLEASE TRADE ME" pleas, it's still hard to tell who has won or lost said trades at this point, but we can guess.

These are my top 4 favorite trades this "Deadline-SZN (that a thing?)" --

Marcus Peters to Baltimore - People killed me for this shit on Twitter, and then I went on to eat my own words when he picked off Russell Wilson last week. I still think his strong suit isn't tackling, but it doesn't hurt to stay on the path he's on. Pick off Tom Brady this week and I'm sold and I'll forgive him for every missed tackle ever.

Jalen Ramsey to Los Angeles - This was probably the biggest name so far, and the one that was probably most expected. Ramsey was fed up in Jacksonville for a long time, and it was just about which team was willing to bite the hardest. The Rams won the sweepstakes, and got a player who improves whichever roster he's on, period. LA gave up a lot, but it'll most likely be worth it.

Mohamed Sanu to New England - Anyone who actively makes the Patriots better is on my shit list. The Patriots are winning the Super Bowl this year, and Sanu is pretty much guaranteed to catch a touchdown against the team he once blew a 15-point lead against. After losing Antonio Brown and Josh Gordon, Sanu is more than an okay replacement. 

Emmanuel Sanders to San Fran - Denver is also on my shit list, just for being them. Sanders already scored a touchdown with the Niners, and I'm sure he'll have plenty more, since the 49ers are actually good and do the right things unlike his previous team who can't get their shit together and yes I'm still mad about it why do you ask?

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Other latest trades: Austin Corbett to Rams, Michael Bennett to Dallas, Kenyan Drake to Cardinals, Leonard Williams to the G-Men, Aqib Talib to Miami, Gareon Conley to the Texans.