buzz - Tom Brady isn't committed to playing in 2018; I'm calling BS

4/19/2018

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady still hasn't committed to playing in 2018, even though we all know he's going to even though he says he might not. We've heard this song before. Brady looking for attention for things that we all know is gonna happen anyway. Brady will play until he's 60. Brady will play in his goddamn wheelchair.

You can't convince me otherwise. That is all; I do NOT want to hear it.

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Recently retired LB James Harrison says he has no hard feelings towards the Steelers. That makes one of us. "They made a business decision that was best for their organization. I made a business decision that was best for me and family at the time. We went our separate ways. Fans get mad because they’re stuck with a team, one team, that’s their team. At the end of the day, it’s a business."
The NFL is moving kickoff times for night games back five or ten whole minutes. Sunday night will be moved from 8:30 to 8:20; Monday night - 8:30 to 8:15; and Thursday night - 8:25 to 8:20. Finally, us washed folks get our say. Maybe this season I'll fall asleep on the couch during the fourth quarter instead of the third.
No surprise, but Steelers RB Le'Veon is not accounted for at Steelers' workouts, as he's holding out for a long-term deal after being franchised twice in a row. I'm so in for the Steelers not having a running back. LFG.
Rob Gronkowski bought a horse, sort of. Gronk will own a minority stake in the horse named Gronk that will run at the Kentucky Derby on Cinco de Mayo - a horrible combination for Gronk, horse or human.
Devin Hester and Matt Forte will both sign one-day deals to retire with the Chicago Bears. Both spent their first eight seasons in the NFL with the Bears, before moving onto other teams.
Peyton Manning turned down TV work, despite the high amount networks were willing to pay because he doesn't "want to be a critic at this point." Also added that he enjoys being a fan. I do not enjoy this, as it makes me want to stab out my eyes.
The Tennessee Titans plan on exercising Marcus Mariota's 2019 option. Another year for him to spend on IR.
"It's always good when a player at your position gets paid," Ravens LB CJ Mosley said of Eric Kendricks' new deal. Aka he's eyeing up that money.
2018 NFL draft prospect Saquon Barkley's agents apparently don't want him going to Cleveland. I don't blame them, that's where players (even those who are not quarterbacks) go to die and rest forever. No one ever truly wants to go to Cleveland.
AJ McCarron and his weird chest tattoo say that arm strength is overrated, adding, "how many times do you actually drop back and throw the ball 60 yards?" I have questions.