The Arizona Cardinals' hiring of Kliff Kingsbury was ranked last among recently-hired coaches. What actually matters is he's by far the hottest.
Bob Sutton is joining the Atlanta Falcons as a senior coaching assistant. Or as I like to call it, another candidate for next year's scape goat. Former Baltimore Raven Steve Smith Sr. is playing in this year's NBA All-Star Celebrity Game. This is good for him and everything, but I'm honestly afraid of him getting hurt. Anyone else? The Buffalo Bills want to help QB Josh Allen pad his stats a little more by throwing more short passes. Let's start with finishing a full season first. Carolina Panthers S Eric Reid signed a three-year deal on Monday. This keeps him with the team until 2021. Funny how there are probably some people out there that are more mad at this signing than someone else who was also signed today. The Chicago Bears are rumored to be playing the Lions on Thanksgiving. I'll sleep through that one. The Cincinnati Bengals are literally hiring a HIGH SCHOOL football coach. You cannot make this up. But at least it fits their style. The Cleveland Browns are fucking IDIOTS. They're signing Kareem Hunt. Yeah, that one, the one who kicked a woman on video. I'll just leave this here.
PFF's list of the top 101 NFL players is out -- here's a look at who made it for the Dallas Cowboys. Denver Broncos QB (sort of) Chad Kelly uploaded a video of himself working out on Monday, since that's the new thing to do now. He was the one who got wasted at that Halloween party. I would have liked to see that video instead honestly. — Chad Kelly (@Chadkelly_6) February 7, 2019 Here's a look at the top positions of need for the Detroit Lions... I would have gone with "all of them," myself. The NFL may be letting the Green Bay Packers and the Bears open the season this year. I'm all for this. The less I have to see of the Patriots, the better. Houston Texans WR DeAndre Hopkins is looking forward to working with his new OC Tim Kelly. "Tim Kelly, he's a great guy, great coach." Indianapolis Colts LB Darius Leonard surprised his mom with a Mercedes. This stuff only happens on the Christmas car commercials.
The quarterback position is the most-talked-about "position of need" for the Jacksonville Jaguars, but there are a bunch of others that are needed. Rumor has it that the Kansas City Chiefs will be left out of the NFL's opening night game, which is just a mistake for all involved. If you missed the AAF's opening game, at least watch this one hit on former Los Angeles Chargers QB Mike Bercovici that WASN'T. EVEN. FLAGGED. The Los Angeles Rams are hiring DC Wade Phillips' son Wes as their tight ends coach. Just hire the whole damn family, I don't care. Since it's "Mock Draft Season" (SIGH SIGH SIGH), one mock has the Miami Dolphins selecting top prospect Kyler Murray. Terrell Davis thinks Adrian Peterson should return back to the Minnesota Vikings. I mean, he'll have to play with Kirk Cousins, but anything is an upgrade over the shit show in Washington. Tell us something we don't know. Jim Irsay is out here preaching that the New England Patriots are the greatest team ever like the world doesn't already fucking know it. Stop. The New Orleans Saints are hiring Darren Rizzi as their special teams coordinator. Don't know who that is, but apparently he used to be with the Dolphins so that explains it. The New York Giants need a QB sooner rather than later, but some think Kyler Murray isn't a good choice. HBO's Hard Knocks supposedly wants the New York Jets, but the Jets don't want to do it. I can't think of a single one, but here are six Oakland Raiders who are deserving of a contract extension in 2019. Philadelphia Eagles' Carson Wentz and Alshon Jeffrey sat next to each other at Sunday's 76ers game.
A look at five decisions that the Pittsburgh Steelers are going to have to make sooner rather than later. The San Francisco 49ers have a ton of cap space heading into free agency. Let Kyle work. Seattle Seahawks' Shaquen Griffin.... yeah, just watch this.
Tampa Bay Bucs QB Jameis Winston and new head coach Bruce Arians had "hard conversations about our football team," and god I'd love to be a fly on the wall for that one. Could the Tennessee Titans reunite with Ryan Fitzpatrick the goat? Some people seem to think so. Jack Gruden, yeah, Washington Redskins head coach Jay Gruden's son, was arrested for public drunkenness. Which, I mean, I get the picture.
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