God dammit tom

• With one of the shortest retirements in history, Tom Brady announced he is un-retiring and returning to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Just when we thought we were getting rid of this guy. I really have nothing more to say about this.
  

These past two months I’ve realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands. That time will come. But it’s not now. I love my teammates, and I love my supportive family. They make it all possible. I’m coming back for my 23rd season in Tampa. Unfinished business LFG pic.twitter.com/U0yhRKVKVm

— Tom Brady (@TomBrady) March 13, 2022

• The Houston Texans are shopping quarterback Deshaun Watson after he was not criminally charged on Friday (which, I'll remind you, does not mean he didn't do it). A handful of teams are interested in Watson, but two have so far made offers. After whiffing on Sam Darnold last offseason, the Carolina Panthers have been interested in Watson for a while. The New Orleans Saints are also looking for a new signal-caller, as Jameis Winston is slated to become a free agent.
  

The #Saints and #Panthers have made offers for #Texans QB Deshaun Watson and are likely to meet with him soon, sources tell me and @TomPelissero. Other teams also are involved. Watson has a no-trade clause and wants to meet with teams before formally waiving it anywhere.

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) March 13, 2022

• Kansas City Chiefs quarterback married longtime girlfriend Brittany Matthews this weekend in a Hawaiian ceremony. Patrick's brother, Jackson, was the best man at the wedding. Others in attendance included Travis Kelce, Tyrann Mathieu, and his college coach, Kliff Kingsbury. Congrats to them and little Sterling!
  

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