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Halle Berry is the hottest new audible

11/13/2018

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Move over, Omaha. The hottest new audible on the streets is Halle Berry. Los Angeles Rams quarterback Jared Goff used the audible at the line of scrimmage in the first quarter during Sunday's win against the Seattle Seahawks. 

Head coach Sean McVay explained the call, saying, "She's a very attractive woman that players know. And it's related to the play." That's as much detail we're going to get though. 

Berry responded on Twitter:

Hold up. @JaredGoff16 @RamsNFL - What is a “Halle Berry”?? □□ https://t.co/nQyaWHQRrn

— Halle Berry (@halleberry) November 11, 2018

It’s my favorite play ever https://t.co/YLWi7c3DNE

— Jared Goff (@JaredGoff16) November 12, 2018
I assume Jared feels how I felt when Justin Timberlake liked my Instagram picture.

extra points:

  • In almost-as-exciting news, the Rams have our first playoff scenario of the season. They could clinch the NFC West with a win over the Kansas City Chiefs and a Seahawks loss to the Green Bay Packers.
  • More Rams - In addition to playing in Mexico City on Monday night, the team will head to Honolulu, Hawaii for a game in the 2019 preseason. Aloha and yeah can I come?
  • And, in less exciting Rams news - WR Cooper Kupp is out for the season with a torn ACL. Kupp left Sunday's game in the fourth quarter with a non-contact injury. Not great!
  • The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are sticking with QB Ryan Fitzpatrick despite losing to the goddamn Washington Redskins in embarrassing fashion. Fitzpatrick had two interceptions and a fumble, but I guess when the other option is Jameis Winston....
  • Baltimore Ravens coach John Harbaugh gave us some hope for QB Joe Flacco's status for Sunday. In pretty much my exact words that I told you yesterday, Harbaugh said, "If Joe can play, he'll play." Harbaugh added that he doesn't need to practice to play. 
  • Speaking of Harbaugh who everyone wants to see gone for some reason, the New York Jets, one of (if not the worst) team in the league isn't making any coaching changes before the end of  the season. Why even bother? We all know how this is gonna end. 
  • The Cincinnati Bengals fired their defensive coordinator Teryl Austin on Monday and for some reason Marvin Lewis is still fucking there.
  • After losing Dez Bryant, the New Orleans Saints signed WR Brandon Marshall on Monday. Marshall has never played in a playoff game because he's been on teams that suck, but this year he may get his wish.
  • Regretfully, the Buffalo Bills released QB Nathan Peterman on Monday night. While it is hard to get through this moment, I am determined to find the strength. 
  • The New York Giants defeated the San Francisco 49ers in Monday Night Football last night, and guess who led the game-winning drive? The ghost of Eli Manning​. 
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what you should read today:

  • Mexico City field in horrible shape for Chiefs-Rams game and the NFL is reportedly concerned (CBS Sports)
  • Alex Trebek reveals the type of Jeopardy! contestant that bothers him (The AV Club)
  • 'I gotta get the fuck outta here': Jon Gruden's Raiders are lost (NY Post)
  • How the Bucs had 501 yards and only scored 3 points (SB Nation)
  • Pilots report seeing UFO in sky off Ireland (CBS News)

last word:

Bruh! □□‍♂️□ pic.twitter.com/3N58e32mfo

— WiseGuy Wes (@EdisAggin) November 11, 2018
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