Jerry Jones is speaking my language

Jerry Jones is a weird dude. And this is seen as a weird ass comment by many, but for me, he's literally speaking my language. When asked about the various unresolved contracts of his star players, he said this. Just... yeah read it.

Jerry Jones just used an incredible analogy to explain how he’s been there before, so he’s not worried about contract negotiations with Dak Prescott, Ezekiel Elliott and Amari Cooper: pic.twitter.com/V6cjKpIm18

— Jon Machota (@jonmachota) August 14, 2019

Ok that's totally not the way I talk, although I will ask you who your favorite serial killer is any day of the week.

Jones went on to explain (normally) that while the team ​and quarterback Dak Prescott are far apart from agreeing to terms, it doesn't affect his play and performance during camp, so he's got that going for him. Ezekiel Elliott is a different story -- he hasn't been to camp yet. But ol' Jerry is sure he's in tip top shape so he can be back to normal when he returns. If he returns.