Kirk Cousins sucks at grilling

Minnesota Vikings QB Kirk Cousins sucks at grilling. He posted this photo on Instagram of his Fourth of July spread, and just...... just..... just look.

Happy 4th!! #america #puremichigan

A post shared by Kirk Cousins (@kirk.cousins) on Jul 4, 2018 at 11:49am PDT

​Bro, are you grilling ROCKS? Is the grill even on? What even is that?

Further evidence:

let’s just check and see what Kirk has going on the gri...A FOIL BOAT?!?! pic.twitter.com/FVC62bXKPj

— Danny (@recordsANDradio) January 25, 2018

​Just don't grill anymore Kurt.

buzz-worthy:

• Terrell Owens has already said he won't be at the Hall of Fame enshrinement ceremony. On Tuesday, after realizing "just how much I want to celebrate what will inevitably be the best weekend of my life," he announced he'd be giving his speech at the University of Tennessee-Chattanooga. 
• New England Patriots WR Julian Edelman lost his appeal hearing this week for a four-game suspension due to PED use and will sit all four games. This means he'll miss both the Super Bowl rematch and the first game against former Patriots defensive coordinator and current Detroit Lions head coach Matt Patricia. 
• Speaking of PED policies, the NFL's is fucked up. It states, "The NFL Management Council may, prior to the conclusion of a Player’s appeal, reduce the length of the suspension and corresponding bonus forfeiture by up to 50% when the Player has provided full and complete assistance (including hearing testimony if required) to the Management Council which results in the finding of an additional violation of the Policy by another Player, coach, trainer or other person subject to this Policy." Basically, if you tattle on someone for using, you'll get your time cut in half while the other person is SOL.
• San Francisco 49ers LB Reuben Foster has had a dramatic few months, and he closes it out (hopefully) with being suspended for two games to start the 2018 season. Originally it was the whole domestic abuse thing that I'm not going to get into, but he is initially being suspended for arrests stemming from gun and marijuana charges.
• Here we go again. Jay Cutler says he's not sure if he's retired or not. He says "probably," but he's not 100 percent. Aka "I'm waiting to see if I can rob another team of money while I flounce around on my wife's reality show."
• Another one - Los Angeles Rams guard Jamon Brown has been suspended for the first two games of the season. Substance abuse not PED use this time.
• Jacksonville Jaguars RB Leonard Fournette's good deed is done for the year. An LSU student posted a GoFundMe page after her financial aid stopped covering her tuition in her senior year. She had raised a little less than half of her $5K goal before Fournette offered to pay for the rest. 
• Don't worry, there's more. Green Bay Packers RB Aaron Jones is also suspended for the first two games of 2018, as is the entire rest of the league. Substance abuse - 2; PED use - 1
• This video of New York Giants WR Odell Beckham Jr. has been making its way around Twitter and for good reason. Hold out or not, not everyone can do that. Breshad Perriman can't even catch with two hands, let alone one.
• Current Tampa Bay Bucs DE Jason Pierre-Paul made it through another Fourth of July (as of right now), but that didn't stop him from posting some extremely INSANE pics of his hand on Instagram right after it exploded. I'm not linking them here, y'all can google them yourselves if you really wanna see.

What I'm reading today:

• Cardinals' Patrick Peterson enjoying summer before 'getting back to play-making ways' (AZ Central)
• An arrest is imminent in Tupac Shakur's murder case (WXYZ Detroit)
• La'el Collins: Playing for Cowboys has exceeded my expectations 'times 10' (Dallas News)
• Woman, 92, accused of shooting son who wanted to put her in assisted living (NBC News)
• Literally ALLLLLL the reveals from yesterday on CDAN (Crazy Days and Nights)

last word:

It’s the 4th of July and Matt has a sunburn. A tradition unlike any other! Happy Independence Day!

— Sarah Ryan (@sryan03) July 4, 2018