No more shitty Super Bowl locations

There's apparently a new Super Bowl selection system (or something) that is trying to make sure that we don't get anymore horrible cities to host the Super Bowl in the near-ish future. No one wants to even walk to their car in the winter time, let alone sit outside and watch a football game, unless it's outside and/or they're watching Justin Timberlake at halftime.

Atlanta (the only chance they'll be mentioned in a Super Bowl), Miami, Tampa Bay and LA are next in line. New Orleans (the best place for a Super Bowl imo) and Arizona are next, according to the new system. This "new system" is basically that the NFL will offer the city the Super Bowl, instead of different shitty cities bidding for it, knowing they aren't going to get it and then being butthurt. And the whole "new stadium" thing should be thrown out the window soon, unless it's in a city where the sun is out in the winter. Not Minnesota.

buzz-worthy-

• New Orleans Saints DE Cam Jordan says he likes to hit Matt Ryan, and "if you start getting in Matt's head, I feel like it can control something." My new jersey is on the way.
• Baltimore Ravens backup QB Lamar Jackson went to the club with Atlanta Falcons WR Calvin Ridley and some rapper named Lil Uzi Vert during the NFLPA Rookie Premiere. I'd have a take on this, but I have literally not a single idea who that is.
• Richie Incognito has informed the Buffalo Bills that he is un-retiring, and they said 'fuck that' and released him. After explaining that his liver and kidneys were the reason he was retiring, Incognito decided to ask the Bills to release him so he could go to another team. If you don't want Bills fans to accept you, who will?
• The NFL will not punish the Detroit Lions or their new coach Matt Patricia after reports came to light that he was accused of sexual assault in 1996. I'm not really gonna get into it, but he denied doing anything wrong, didn't mention it to the Lions, etc etc. The Patriot Way.
• The Kansas City Chiefs are the first NFL team who may have their own beer. Do I have to become a Chiefs fan now?
• Los Angeles Rams DT Aaron Donald will not be attending OTAs. Drink.
• New England Patriots QB Tom Brady is also not attending OTAs, which I'd honestly love to talk so much shit about, but that's not going to stop them from winning 12+ games next season.
• Going down the list, Pittsburgh Steelers RB Le'Veon Bell will also be absent from OTAs, which should shock absolutely no one. If you want to know why, just honestly Google it at this point.
• Someone who will attend, which is actually kind of surprising, is New York Giants WR Odell Beckham Jr., who was present at today's first team workout. 
• Washington Redskins owner and certified idiot Dan Snyder is selling his radio station - now who can he pay to spew worthless "opinions" about his bad football team? I'm sure he's cooking up something soon. Can't wait to not listen to it. 

What I'm reading today-

• Ariana Grande and SNL's Pete Davidson are 'casually' dating (US Weekly)
• Inside Nashville's bid to land 2019 NFL Draft: Make it a party (ESPN)
• Colts' linebacker room is starting from scratch (Colts Wire)
• Alvin Kamara open to any role coaches give him during Mark Ingram's suspension (Nola.com)

Last word-

The bar is so low for guys that Prince Harry tells his fiancé that she “looks amazing” at THEIR WEDDING and girls are like “Where can I find a guy like that?!”

— Jared Freid (@jtrain56) May 20, 2018