The Buzz - Feb. 26, 2018

I'm typing this up as I'm watching The Bachelor Women Tell All. LFG

​Here are the things I cared about this weekend (sort of):

This would be me if i were a skier.

Some woman missed out on an Olympic medal because she went the WRONG WAY. Like Michelle Tanner in that episode of Full House where she scored a goal for the wrong team. BROOOOO how do you ever live this down?

Oh my, Austria's Teresa Stadlober took the wrong turn on the cross-country course and has gone from 2nd place to 8th place.

— Steve Reed (@SteveReedAP) February 25, 2018

​How embarrassing. Except it's definitely something that I would do.

Kansas City traded Marcus Peters to the Rams.

Honestly I forgot this even happened. While the semantics behind the trade haven't been brought to life yet (how his personality affects the Chiefs' image, etc), the Chiefs are straight up shuffling the entire roster around before the Combine and NFL Draft even begins. This is the second huge trade for Kansas City - the first was trading quarterback Alex Smith to the racist team in Washington.

Marcus Peters was a really good player in college at Washington and a really good player for the Chiefs. I'd like to know more about why Washington kicked him off the team and why the Chiefs decided to trade him away.

— Michael David Smith (@MichaelDavSmith) February 23, 2018

​Guess we'll see. Maybe.

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~*~* Bachelor notes *~*~

BONUS EPISODE of the Bachelor on a Sunday night AND it's the Women's Tell All?!? Sign me the hell up. Thoughts running through my head during the Tell-All -

• My favorite part of the Women's Tell-All episode is looking at all the girls and being like "Who the fuck is (insert girl's name here), I've never seen her before."
• I didn't realize how many Laurens were on this damn show. There's like 17 of them.
• Bekah crying about how people are telling her how young she is, tells you, in fact, how young she is.
• Krystal's voice still makes me want to die. I do, however, need her on Bachelor in Paradise to stir up some shit. 
• Bekah saying she was a literal missing person because she went to chill on a marijuana farm is an all-time moment.
• Still have no idea who the fuck Jacqueline is.
• Sienne (or however you spell it) and Arie left way too much wine at the table before he walked her out.
• Lost interest for a second because Arie puts me to sleep.
• I'm back.
• I hate Arie.
• Why the fuck is John Cena on this shit?
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