the patriots can't be set at quarterback, can they?

patriots cut cody kessler

The New England Patriots are getting rid of all their good quarterbacks this offseason, and the latest is Cody Kessler​. 

The #Patriots are releasing QB Cody Kessler, source said, leaving just Brian Hoyer and Jarrett Stidham in their QB room. A surprise, New England cut and then brought back Kessler during the season.

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) April 1, 2020

So... like... there is no way the Patriots are rounding out their quarterback room with these two, right? There's gotta be something else. Cam Newton? Joe Flacco (please)? Josh Rosen? 

If nothing else, I will laugh forever if the Pats try to replace ​Tom fucking Brady with Jarrett Stidham. HAHA

aldon smith could almost be back

The ​Dallas Cowboys agreed to terms with former Pro Bowl defensive end Aldon Smith. Smith hasn't played in the NFL since 2015, and is currently on lockdown from doing so for violating the NFL's substance abuse policy multiple times.

Breaking: The #dallascowboys have signed former Pro Bowl LB/DE Aldon Smith to a one-year, marking the end of a 4-year absence. Clean and sober now, incredible how much he’s turned his life around. @NFLonFOX @dallascowboys

— Jay Glazer (@JayGlazer) April 2, 2020

I love a good comeback story, and this has the potential to be a great one. Smith is currently awaiting a response on his application for reinstatement to the NFL.

notable signings

• Texans sign DE Tim Jernigan
• Seahawks sign DE ​Benson Mayowa