This guy doesn't know who Tom Brady is and I'm jealous

5/10/2018

Now, I am by ZERO means a baseball expert, or even a baseball gal if we're being honest, but this baseball dude Ichiro Suzuki (cool name) literally doesn't know who Tom Brady is. Apparently he's retiring or something, so The Athletic completed a profile on him, but that doesn't matter.

It's extremely difficult to not know who Brady is. Even if you don't watch football, you'll still probably see him from time to time wearing ridiculous shit in People magazine or Us Weekly.

Brady has hurt me so badly in the past, that I am literally so jealous of this guy who doesn't even know who he is. I strive for that.

buzz-worthy:

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