Tom Brady is wearing this

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Bundchen showed up to the Met Gala wearing this. Don't ask me what it is. 

My QB would never pic.twitter.com/g5POvLOFSG

— lindsey ok (@lindseyyok) May 8, 2018

He looks like Criss Angel.

buzz-worthy:

• Even though he signed a blockbuster deal last week, the third-best quarterback on the Atlanta Falcons' roster, Matt Ryan said what matters most to him is winning a championship. "I’m going to do everything that I can to try and help this city and this organization win a championship," he said as he tried to convince himself of this. I'm laughing out loud as I type this.
• Former Arizona Cardinals coach Bruce Arians praised new Buffalo Bills QB Josh Allen, saying "his talent is unbelievable and his upside is probably the best in the draft.” Arizona ended up taking the other Josh with the better haircut.
• The Carolina Panthers signed former Denver Broncos RB CJ Anderson on Monday. Anderson is an upgrade over Jonathan Stewart, and is a great complement to Christian McCaffrey.
• The Patriots are at it again. Chicago Bears rookie Roquan Smith got his team-issued iPad stolen from his car. First of all, you guard this thing with your life. There was no damage to the car, meaning Smith most likely left it unlocked meaning he's an idiot. It's 2018, why are people out here not locking their cars? Some other stuff was stolen also, but guys LOCK. YOUR. CARS. EVERY. TIME. 
• Green Bay Packers cornerback Tramon Williams threw ex-defensive coordinator Dom Capers under the bus on Friday, saying the league finally caught up with his old ways. "I was here in the era when Dom first came in. When he first came in, the defense was modern era and obviously, the league caught up to it. You have to make certain adjustments and over the years those adjustments weren’t made.”
• Houston Texans' defensive end and three-time defensive player of the year JJ Watt says he's feeling good and ready to get back on the field after two seasons' worth of injuries. "Show up at training camp, watch how I play and you can decide for yourself how I look." I haven't seen any box jump videos on Instagram, so I'm just gonna wait for those.
• The New Orleans Saints released tight end Colby Fleener on Monday after a less-than-perfect showing with the team. The Saints re-signed Benjamin Watson this offseason, for some reason.
• Philadelphia Eagles' and only good ginger quarterback Carson Wentz says he's confident that he'll be on the field Week One, after suffering a torn ACL in December. “It’s a fluid process so you never know but I’m doing what the doctors say and taking it step by step. There’s times you feel great and you want to push yourself but you’ve got to stay the course with what the doctors are saying. I feel really good and really confident for Week One.” I appreciate his drive, but I HIGHLY doubt that's going to happen. 
• After being released this past week by the Seattle Seahawks, DE Cliff Avril has taken a radio job with 950 KJR-AM. Excited to hear all the Pete Carroll takes.
• San Francisco 49ers linebacker and all-around god-awful person Reuben Foster is still an awful person. Allegedly. Get this dude out of my face.

What I'm reading today:

• Tampa Bay Buccaneers wide receiver never gave up on his goal (Loquitur)
• Ryan Switzer examines abrupt divorce from Cowboys (247 Sports)
• NFLPA files grievance on behalf of Eric Reid (NFL Players Association)

Last word:

Ben Roethlisberger about to threaten to retire from hockey too

— lindsey ok (@lindseyyok) May 8, 2018