you know it's the offseason when...

the los angeles rams unveil their new uniforms

After revealing a new logo a few months ago, the Los Angeles Rams unveiled their new uniforms earlier this week. They have gradient numbers and a metallic helmet. 

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— Los Angeles Rams (@RamsNFL) May 13, 2020

These hurt my eyes. The helmet isn't that bad, but the uniforms look like a children's clothing line. I really do not get it. But these are the things we get mad at in April-May.

jalen hurts will wear no. 2 for eagles

The 2020 second-round pick Jalen Hurts will wear No. 2 for the Philadelphia Eagles​ this season, according to the list the team released on Thursday. 

.@JalenHurts rocking No. 2 in Philly’s kelly green unis.

Too clean. pic.twitter.com/ArNcGwVAS1

— B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) May 14, 2020

[Insert joke about how he's the number 2 quarterback until only Carson Wentz gets hurt again.]

peak offseason

New York Giants CB Deandre Baker and Seattle Seahawks CB Quinton Dunbar currently have warrants out for their arrest, clearly rounding out the NFL offseason nicely. The two are being charged for armed robbery with a firearm while attending a cookout and robbing other guests. The incident occurred on May 13.

According to the Miramar police report below on #Giants DB Deandre Baker, this is premeditated armed robbery! Scary, troubling. Jaw-dropping. pic.twitter.com/xZYPJpSByR

— Courtney Fallon (@CourtneyFallon_) May 14, 2020

Not only are you dumb as rocks to rob a cookout during a global pandemic, you are doubly dumb to rob someone as a millionaire yourself, and to turn a contract year into jail time. Idiotic. And peak offseason.