The Buzz - Feb. 27, 2018

Two nights of the Bachelor in a row? Sign me up.

Russell Wilson is the official worst.

Russell Wilson taking BP. After rough first go-round, here three of the balls leave the yard pic.twitter.com/iwZMrRV5LF

— Erik Boland (@eboland11) February 26, 2018

​As if this dude wasn't corny enough, Russell Wilson is now pulling the ultimate try-hard move and playing football AND baseball at the same time. Come on bro. We get it.

And of course the fucking Yankees (because of course that's who he plays for) are just eeeeeating up the extra attention. So damn annoying. "Wow athlete in another sport is good at multiple sports ommmmmmggg"

~*~* Bachelor notes ~*~*

Again, in real time. Check out my notes from yesterday's Women's Tell-All. I'm still not clear on why John Cena was there. This is the "fantasy suite" episode aka the one where he just has sex with three women on consecutive nights.

• Just realized I have no idea where Peru is.
• "I love adrenaline things." Ok
• Arie is literally the worst at everything
• The Nazca lines. The aliens made those. No way ancient humans could do it and be able to see it from the sky. ALIENS
• Does Lauren even know how to talk?
• The personality on Lauren is so electric. I'm sure she's the life of the party.
• "I see that you're very nervous." - Arie to Lauren. How can you even tell? She's like Jim Caldwell.
• "Fantasy suite, Lauren? At least you won't talk too much and ruin the mood."
• I'm sure Lauren is CRAZY in the bedroom.
• Arie has told approximately 79 girls he loves them.
• Aaaand there it is. Told all 3 girls he loves them. Rookie move, bro
• Love how he just opens the door and is like "HI IM ROSS" and Arie's like "ok cool a stranger, come on in."
• Apparently this Ross dude is a football coach or something similar making him miles above Arie's dumb ass.
• Kendall. OUT.
• Interesting move making them walk across cobblestones in their heels to get the rose.
• The next episode is THREE HOURS? Jesus Christ I don't think I can look at Arie that long in one sitting.

Arie just told me he loves me too. #TheBachelor

— lindsey ok (@lindseyyok) February 27, 2018

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